Pennrod Jones is a resident of rural panhandle Florida. He grew up in several places in north Florida and is a product of the public education system. During his careers in the public, private and educational sectors, he has lived in six southeastern states, being incredibly versatile (or he just couldn’t hold a steady job). Most branches of his family have lived in the southern region of the county for over 200 years, being chased from state to state when their practices were scrutinized.  While not in the Witness Protection Program, he lives under an alias behind a locked gate.

The following are stories attributed to his life. They’re all true, or at the very least, they should be.

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